Table of Contents

  1. Copyright
  2. Tropes, Relationships, Kinks, and Fetishes
  3. Content Warnings
  4. Legal Disclaimer
  5. Act 1: Carnal Entrepreneur
    1. You Know I Like My Girls a Little Bit Older
    2. Best Fuckbuddies Forever
    3. Coffee and a Caper
    4. Well-Read Means Well-Worn
    5. Breadcrumbs
    6. Dry Laundry, Dry Humping
    7. Queen of Vice
    8. Butch Fatale
    9. Seagull
    10. 410 Gone
    11. Forensics
    12. Born-Again Bastard
    13. Section 74.0382
    14. Invisible Friend
    15. Car Sex
    16. You Can’t Trust an Ex-Cop
    17. Ten-Ticket Thrill Ride
    18. Just Friends With Benefits
  6. Act 2: Detective Sperm Collector
    1. Tracks 4 and 4 on Nevermind and In Utero
    2. Tits and Brass
    3. Renegotiation and Renegation
    4. Competitive Cucking
    5. Love HIRTs
    6. Field Promotion
    7. The Catgirl Who Tasted Like Strawberries
    8. Pleasure Bargain
    9. Asmodeus
    10. Sperm Competition
    11. The Hand that Spanks
    12. Kickstart My Heart
    13. Who is to Blame?
    14. Friends and Allies
    15. Shmendrik
    16. Closer
    17. Everything’s Gonna Be Fine, Fine, Fine
  7. Act 3: Pierce the Blue Shield
    1. Acetaldehyde
    2. Synchronized Hourglasses
    3. The Silent Whistleblower
    4. Répondez S’il Vous Poulet
    5. Six’s Company, Too
    6. The Uninvited Guest of Honor
    7. ‘Reneging’ on Regina
    8. The Morning After the Morning-After Pill
    9. Canary in a Cop Crime
    10. Tzedek
    11. Cheesecake
    12. Mother-Daughter Heart-to-Heart
    13. Action Girl Task Force!
    14. Forgiving Ghosts
    15. Steel Casket
  8. Colophon
  9. Translations
  1. Cover
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Start of Content
  4. Colophon
  5. Selected Spanish Translations