24/7 ˈtwɛntiˌfɔːɹˈsɛvən 74.0382 ˈsɛvənˈfɔːɹˈdɑtˈoʊˈθɹiˈeɪtˈtu ACAB ˈɛɪˌkæb all cops are bastards alrighty ˌɔɫˈɹaɪ.ti Amphibipos æmˈfɪːbiˈpɔːz animalistic ˈænɪməˈɫɪːstɪk anti-vaxxers ˈæn.tiˈvæks.ɝ armless ˈɑːɹmɫəs ASAP ˈeɪˌsæp as soon as possible Ashkenazi ˈɑːʃkəˈnɑː.zi Asta ˈæːstə autocunnilingus ˈɔːdoʊˈkʌːnəˈɫɪːŋɡəs bazongas bəˈzɔːŋɡəz BJ ˈbiːˌdʒeɪ blowjob BJs ˈbiːˌdʒeɪz blowjobs blasé ˌblɑˈzeɪ bodypos ˈbɑːdiˈpɔːz body positive capisce kəpˈpiːʃ CAP ˈkæp Crimes Against Persons CAPU ˈkæpu Crimes Against Persons Unit catastrophization kəˈtæːstɹəfəˈzeɪʃən Centinela ˈsentiˈnela champurrado t͡ʃãm.puˈraː.ð̞o chemsex ˈkɛmˌsɛks Christofascism ˈkɹaɪsˌtoʊˈfæːʃɪzm̩ Christofascist ˈkɹaɪsˌtoʊˈfæːʃɪst cometh ˈkʌːmɪθ correctamundo ˌkoʊˈɹɛːktəˈmuːndoʊ coupla ˈkʌːpəɫə COVID ˈkoʊˌvɪːd coronavirus disease crocs ˈkɹɑːks DOCX ˈdɑːkˌɛːks Office Open XML (Microsoft Word file format) Drea ˈdɹeɪˌə DUI ˈdiːˈjuːˈaɪ driving under the influence DUIs ˈdiːˈjuːˈaɪz driving under the influence (plural) Esther esˈtejr Esti ˈɛːsˌtiː Esther fatphobia ˈfæːtˈfoʊbiə feelin’ ˈfiːɫən G-dropped form of "feeling" femcel ˈfɛːmˌsɛːɫ female celibate femme ˈfɛːm feminine person or presentation femmes ˈfɛːmz feminine people femmes inoffensives fɛmz‿inɔfɑ̃sivz fuckbuddies ˈfʌːkˌbʌːdiz fuckbuddy ˈfʌːkˌbʌːdi Gen X ˌdʒɛːnˈɛːks Generation X Gen Xer ˌdʒɛːnˈɛːksɝ Generation Xer Geri ˈdʒɛːˌɹi Geraldine GILF ˈgɪːlf grandma I'd like to fuck Groceright ˈɡɹoʊsɝˈɹaɪt HAZMAT ˈhæːzˌmæːt hazardous materials hentai ˈhɛːn.taɪ HIRT ˈhɝːt Hazardous Incident Response Team HIRTs ˈhɚts Third person present indicative verb form of "HIRT"; pronounced the same as "hurts" Hootr ˈhuːdɚ horniness ˈhɔːɹninɪs HVAC ˈeɪtʃˌvæːk heating ventilation and cooling IAFIS ˌaɪˈeɪfɪs Integrated Automated Fingerprint Identification System LEGIS ˈɛːɫˈiːˌdʒɪs Law Enforcement Geographic Information System (fictional geographic information system software) Libre ˈɫi.bɹeɪ Lou ˈɫuː maladaptations ˌmæːl.æd.əpˈteɪ.ʃn̩z Mamaleh ˈmaːmələ mother (Yiddish) Mamaleh’s ˈmaːmələz mother (Yiddish) masc ˈmæːsk masculine MCAT ˈɛːmˌkæt Medical College Admission Test moolah ˈmuːˌɫɑː money NAACP ˈɛːnˈdʌːbɫ̩ˈeɪˈsiːˈpiː National Association for the Advancement of Colored People naïve ˌnaɪˈiːv naïvely ˌnaɪˈiːvɫi Noire ˈnɔɪɹ ocotillo oːkoˈtiʝo Fouquieria splendens buggywhip coachwhip candlewood slimwood desert coral Jacob's staff Jacob cactus vine cactus OPSEC ˈɑːpˌsɛːk operations security oughta ˈɔːdə Palestina ˈpæ.ɫəˈsti.neɪ Palestine Peckinpaugh Peckinpaw ˈpɛːkɪnˌpɔː PEO ˈpiːˈiːˈoʊ Parking Enforcement Officer Perspira pɝˈspaɪɹə Portmanteau of "perspire" and "Elvira". pervy ˈpɝːvi Plaut ˈplaʊt PlayBox U ˈplɛɪbaːksˈjuː Fictional video game console, portmanteau of "PlayStation", "Xbox", and "Wii U". polydrug ˈpɑːɫiˈdɹʌɡ Ridr ˈɹaɪdɝ Fictional ride sharing company. sanism ˈseɪnɪzm̩ SecreText ˈsiːkɹɪˌtɛːkst Fictional encrypted texting application. sluttiness ˈsɫʌːdinəs smooshed ˈsmʊːʃt speculums ˈspɛːkjuɫəmz STI ˈɛːsˈtiːˈaɪ sexually transmitted infection STIs ˌɛːs.tiːˈaɪz sexually transmitted infections surreality ˈsɝːˌɹiːˈæːɫɪti SVPDefund ˈɛːsˈviːˈpiːˈdiːˌfʌːnd Santa Virginia Police Defund tannins ˈtænɪnz terroir tɛʁwaʁ lands (French); growing environment, in particular for wine grapes tolerability ˈtɔːɫ.ɝ.əˈbɪːɫ.əˌti tooltip ˈtuːɫtɪːp tromboners ˌtɹɑːmˈboʊnɝz tsk ǀ dental click uncrumpled ˌʌnˈkɹʌːmpəɫd unsalvageable ˌʌnˈsæːɫvɪdʒəˌbəɫ untuck ˌʌnˈtʌːk untucked ˌʌnˈtʌːkt VIN ˈvɪːn vehicle identification number VINs ˈvɪːnz vehicle identification numbers whorephobia ˈhɔːɹˈfoʊbiə yiffing ˈyɪːfɪŋ you'd've ˈjuːdəv Yesenia ʝeˈsen.ja répondez ʁe.pɔ̃.de French: respond s’il s‿il French: if it vous vu French: you poulet pu.lɛ French: literally "chicken", derogatory slang for "police officer"; pun on "plaît" (French, "pleases") tzedek ˈt͡se.dək Hebrew צֶדֶק, noun, Jewish concept: "justice, righteousness". tirduf tirdof tiʁˈduf Hebrew תִּרְדֹּ֑ף, verb, future second person of "to pursue": "you shall pursue". Devarim Dvarim dvɔˈʁim Hebrew דְּבָרִים, proper noun, literally "words/things": the fifth book of the Jewish Torah or Books of Moses; Christian Deuteronomy. HaʾOlam Haba haʕoʊˈlam haˈba Hebrew הָעוֹלָם הַבָּא, noun, literally "the World to Come": the Jewish afterlife. HaShem haˈʃɛm Yiddish and Hebrew הַשֵּׁם, noun, literally "the Name": euphemistic substitute for the Tetragrammaton; God. ikh ɪχ איך I hob hɔb האָב have geboyrn gəbʊjʀn געבוירן birthed a a אַ a Shmendrik ˈʃmɛndɹɪk שמענדריק idiot on a kop an a kɔp אָן אַ קאָפּ without a head parashas ˈpɔʁɔˈʃas Ashkenazic pronunciation of Hebrew פָּרָשַׁת, noun (construct state), literally "portion [of]": reading portion of a given document, in particular of the Torah. parshe ˈpaʁʃə Yiddish פּרשה, noun, literally "portion": reading portion, from Hebrew פָּרָשָׁה "parashah" Shosh ˈʃoːʃ Hebrew שׁוֹשׁ, nickname for "Shoshana". Shoftim ʃoʊfˈtim Hebrew שׁוֹפְטִים, noun, literally "judges": Parashat Shoftim is the 48th weekly reading portion of the Torah, spanning Devarim (Deuteronomy) 16:18 through 21:9. Shoshana ʃoʊˈʃɑː.noʊ Ashkenazic pronunciation of Hebrew שׁוֹשַׁנָה, feminine name, literally "lily, rose". English equivalents include "Susanna" and "Susanne". Torah ˈtɔɪʁə Hebrew תּוֹרָה, literally "instruction, teaching": the first five books of the Jewish Bible, the Five Books of Moses, the Pentateuch, equivalent to the first 5 books of the Christian Old Testament; Muslim تَّوْرَاة‎ ("Tawrat").